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Sardar Jokes :)
1. Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.
2. Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
3. One Sardar looking at a ice cube in sunlight from 1hr,
Someone asked him what r u looking....?
Sardar replied: I’m checking from where water is leaking in the ice...
4. Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror.
Banta shouted: U r trying to see my wife, sit back, I'll drive!
5. In interview, one officer asked Sardar: Which is your birth place?
Sardar: Punjab
Officer: Which part in Punjab.
Sardar: No part -part, my whole body in Punjab only.
banta - It's my hello tune yar
7. Hindi teacher asks a sardar : Kaal k kitne prakar hote hi?
Sardar : 7 prakar k
Local kaal,STD kaal,ISD kaal,Missed Kaal,Recieved kaal,Dialed kaal & Sasriya kaal
8. Sardar apne dosto mein raat ko free time mein baithe the ki achanak woh khade hue aur jaane lage. Doston ne poocha kyo bhai, abhi to sirf 10 baje hai, itni jaldi neend a gayi kya? Sardaji: are nahi yaar mujhe abhi yaad aya kal mera blood TEST hai, teyyari karni hai.
9. ek baar teen sardar ek double bed pe soo rahe the..ek hi bed pe teeno ko sone me badi problem ho rahi thi. jagah kam pad rahi thi to aise me ek sardar uth gaya or neeche jameen pe soo gaya. isse bed pe kaafi jagah ho gayi to sardar ne neeche soo rahe sardar se kaha ki ab upar jagah ho gayi hai aa ja.....
10. Man: Sir, my wife is kidnapped !!
Postmaster: Bhai ye post office hai, police station mein complain di jiye.
Man: Kya karoon khushi mien kuch samajh nahee aa raha Hai...!!!
11. 1 aadmi train se utar kar sardaar se puchta hai :-
yeh kon sa station hai ?
Sardaar ne socha__________
socha_________
socha__________
aur socha__________
phir bola...........
Railway Station......
12.Boss- I am giving u job as a Driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, Is it OK Sardar, U R GREAT Sir: Starting salary is OK. But , How much is DRIVING salary:
13. 1 Day Sardar Had a dream that some 1 killed him Next Day He closed His ICICI Bank Account Dou U Know Y
Because ICICI slogan is WE Make UR Dreams True
14. Friend 1 : Are yaar ye Mobile to mughje kangaal kardega
Friend 2 : Kyu ?
Friend 1 : Baar baar dikhaata hai Battery low ab , ab tak 50 battery badal chuka hoon!
Friend 2 : ???????!
15. santa: yaar main apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai.......ki devan?
banta: gold ring de de.
santa: nai yaar, koi badi cheez das.
banta: MRF da tyre de de.
Thank you
Vikram
KRF-CPF, Thailand
Marathi Jokes :)
बंड्या आणि बबडी
बंड्या आणि बबडी हॉटेलात जातात.
बंड्या : बबडे छबडे काय बरं खाणार तू... काय मागवू तुझ्यासाठी? तू फक्त सांग!!!
बबडी : बननड्या ऑम्मी नॉई ज्जॉ!!
बंड्या : अगं सांग काय ऑर्डर करू?
बबडी : अममम... ठीकॉय. जे तू खाणार ना तेच मॉलॉ पण हॉवॉय!
बंड्या : ओके डार्लिग. वेटर दोन प्लेट मिसळ. दोन प्लेट समोसा आणि दोन मस्तपैकी चहा.
बबडी : वेटर. मलॉसुद्धा दोन प्लेट मिसळ. दोन प्लेट समोसा आणि दोन मस्तपैकी चहा पायजे.
बंड्या आणि बबडी हॉटेलात जातात.
बंड्या : बबडे छबडे काय बरं खाणार तू... काय मागवू तुझ्यासाठी? तू फक्त सांग!!!
बबडी : बननड्या ऑम्मी नॉई ज्जॉ!!
बंड्या : अगं सांग काय ऑर्डर करू?
बबडी : अममम... ठीकॉय. जे तू खाणार ना तेच मॉलॉ पण हॉवॉय!
बंड्या : ओके डार्लिग. वेटर दोन प्लेट मिसळ. दोन प्लेट समोसा आणि दोन मस्तपैकी चहा.
बबडी : वेटर. मलॉसुद्धा दोन प्लेट मिसळ. दोन प्लेट समोसा आणि दोन मस्तपैकी चहा पायजे.
प्रेम म्हणजे...
वीजेची एक तार दुसऱ्या तारेच्या प्रेमात पडली तरी त्याला काय म्हणणार???
करंट अफेअर
मनाई
एका तलावाजवळ लावलेली पाटी-
'तलावात मगरी आहेत. तलावात पोहण्यास सक्त मनाई आहे. वाचलेल्यांवर कायदेशीर कारवाई केली जाईल!!'
टाळा!!
पेशंट : डॉक्टर, माझा हात दोन ठिकाणी मोडलाय!!
डॉक्टर : ओके... या दोन ठिकाणी जाणं शक्यतो टाळा...
टीनाचा बैल
टीना : ओव ग्हावखरी ग्हावखरी... तुमछा बईल खित्ती शुंदर हाये. पण तुमछ्या या बईलला शिंघं खा नायत?
गावकरी : त्याचं काय अॅ ना फॉरिनर बाई. काहींची शिंग आम्ही कापून टाकतो. काहींना जन्मजातच नसतात. काहींची भांडणात तुटतात. एकंदर बरीच कारणं असू शकतात.!! पण याला शिंग नाहीत याचं कारण वेगळं आहे. कारण तो बैल नसून गाढव आहे मॅडम!
इश्पेशल आरसा
झंप्या : काय राव... या आरश्यॅत इश्पेशल ते काय हाए बरं?
दुकानदार : स्पेशल म्हणजे सॉलिड स्पेशल आहे बघा. म्हणजे तुम्ही १००व्या मजल्यावरून तो खाली फेकलात तर ९९ मजल्यांपर्यंत तरी फुटणार नाय म्हणजे नाय.
झंप्या : काय सांगता... वा वा वा... मग या प्रकारचे २० आरशे लगेच पॅक करा बघू
टेलिमार्केटिंग कॉल्स कसे थांबवाल?
झंप्या : काय राव... या आरश्यॅत इश्पेशल ते काय हाए बरं?
दुकानदार : स्पेशल म्हणजे सॉलिड स्पेशल आहे बघा. म्हणजे तुम्ही १००व्या मजल्यावरून तो खाली फेकलात तर ९९ मजल्यांपर्यंत तरी फुटणार नाय म्हणजे नाय.
झंप्या : काय सांगता... वा वा वा... मग या प्रकारचे २० आरशे लगेच पॅक करा बघू
टेलिमार्केटिंग कॉल्स कसे थांबवाल?
अक्कल-शक्कल
नेहमीची ट्रिक : हॅलो, हॅलो.. काही ऐकू येत नाही... हॅलो, मोठ्याने बोला हो...
किंवा त्यांना सांगा- 'माझ्या काही लक्षात राहात नाही, मी लिहून घेताय' आणि एक एक शब्द परत परत विचारा...
नेहमीची ट्रिक : हॅलो, हॅलो.. काही ऐकू येत नाही... हॅलो, मोठ्याने बोला हो...
किंवा त्यांना सांगा- 'माझ्या काही लक्षात राहात नाही, मी लिहून घेताय' आणि एक एक शब्द परत परत विचारा...
आराम
पत्नी: डॉक्टरांनी मला एक महिना आराम करायला सांगितलाय, आणि हवापालटासाठी आठ दिवस एखाद्या हिलस्टेशनवर जायला सांगितलंय... आपण कुठे जायचं?
पती: सेकंड ओपिनियनसाठी, दुसऱ्या डॉक्टरकडे!
खडा
बंडोपंत : अरेरेरेरेरे देवा
ठमाकाकू : काय झालं आता? जेवा की मुकाट!
बंडोपंत : काय हे भातात आजही खडा. अगं देवाने चांगले दोन डोळे दिले आहेत ना तुला. मग साधा एक खडा काढता येत नाही?? कमाल आहे तुझी!!!
ठमाकाकू : ओ माझ्या दोन डोळ्यांचं सोडा. तुम्हाला एवढी बत्तीशी... म्हणजे बत्तीस दात दिलेयत ना देवाने. मग तुम्हाला एक खडा चावता येत नाही. कमाल आहे तुमची!!!!
Thank you
Vikram
KRF-CPF, Thailand
Friday, September 23, 2011
Learning Animation software
Dear friends,
My interest and anxiousness towards learning and creating my own animations has begun. Actually I motivated from the movies, advertisements, cartoon and sci-fi movies. Whenever I was watching them, I was always thinking that how these things are created. If I can create my own animations then I can put my own ideas to express my thinking visually to others. So one day I download Adobe flash professional CS5. and also download videos about its step by step lessons.
Trust my its a very good, interesting and time worthy software, if and only if you are interested in doing it.
Here I have attached my sample animations.
After this I will try to learn Autodesk Maya. This is even more powerful then Adobe flash. Remember "Avatar" was created by using Maya.
My interest and anxiousness towards learning and creating my own animations has begun. Actually I motivated from the movies, advertisements, cartoon and sci-fi movies. Whenever I was watching them, I was always thinking that how these things are created. If I can create my own animations then I can put my own ideas to express my thinking visually to others. So one day I download Adobe flash professional CS5. and also download videos about its step by step lessons.
Trust my its a very good, interesting and time worthy software, if and only if you are interested in doing it.
Here I have attached my sample animations.
After this I will try to learn Autodesk Maya. This is even more powerful then Adobe flash. Remember "Avatar" was created by using Maya.
Thank you
Vikram
KRF-CPF, Thailand
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
CPF continues its plan on overseas expansion to boost its sales and profit for the next 5 years
Some highlights about CPF's overseas expansion plan in next five years:
The Board of Directors’ Meeting of CPF or Charoen Pokphand Foods Plc. convened on January 26, 2011 passed the resolution approving the investment in Cambodia within the first quarter of 2011. In addition, CPF reported the capital increase in its subsidiaries in Malaysia and Russia for business expansion. CPF foresees the high growth potential of agro-industrial business and food business in all these 3 countries.
CPF will invest in 1,475 newly issued ordinary shares of CPC (25.00% of CPC’s total issued and paid-up shares after this capital increase) at the offering price of USD 11,030 per share with total value of approximately Baht 500 million. CPC involves in animal feedmill, livestock farming and food processing plant for domestic sale in Cambodia.The Board deems that the transaction is reasonable and beneficial to CPF due to the high growth potential of agro-industrial business in Cambodia as well as solid business background of CPC and its capability to expand its businesses in the future. In the past 3 years, CPC’s operating results have increased and continuously generated profits.
In addition, CPF reported its capital increased in Charoen Pokphand Foods (Overseas) LLC. and CPF Agro LLC., which are CPF’s subsidiaries in Russia, with total amount of RUB 429 million or approximately Baht 440 million and RUB 60 million or approximately Baht 61 million, respectively. The objectives of capital increase are for the expansion of livestock farming in Russia. CPF also reported its capital increase in Asia Aquaculture (M) Sdn. Bhd., CPF’s subsidiary in Malaysia, with total amount of MYR 25 million or approximately Baht 253 million. The objective of the capital increase is for capital restructuring for business operation as CPF foresees the high growth potential of shrimp business in Malaysia.
Mr. Adirek Sripratak, President and Chief Executive Officer of CPF, said an investment in Cambodia and capital increase in Malaysia and Russia are in line with CPF’s strategy to expand its operations to overseas. CPF plans to increase its revenue from overseas operations from 27% of total sales to 40% in the next 5 years of which will also help increasing CPF’s net profit. Finally, Mr. Adirek said Cambodia, Malaysia and Russia have high growth potential of agro-industrial business and food business and great opportunity for business expansion for CPF.
http://www.cpfworldwide.com/en/mdcntr/press_release_detail.aspx?id=1963
Thank you
Vikram,
CPF-KRF, Thailand
The Board of Directors’ Meeting of CPF or Charoen Pokphand Foods Plc. convened on January 26, 2011 passed the resolution approving the investment in Cambodia within the first quarter of 2011. In addition, CPF reported the capital increase in its subsidiaries in Malaysia and Russia for business expansion. CPF foresees the high growth potential of agro-industrial business and food business in all these 3 countries.
CPF will invest in 1,475 newly issued ordinary shares of CPC (25.00% of CPC’s total issued and paid-up shares after this capital increase) at the offering price of USD 11,030 per share with total value of approximately Baht 500 million. CPC involves in animal feedmill, livestock farming and food processing plant for domestic sale in Cambodia.The Board deems that the transaction is reasonable and beneficial to CPF due to the high growth potential of agro-industrial business in Cambodia as well as solid business background of CPC and its capability to expand its businesses in the future. In the past 3 years, CPC’s operating results have increased and continuously generated profits.
In addition, CPF reported its capital increased in Charoen Pokphand Foods (Overseas) LLC. and CPF Agro LLC., which are CPF’s subsidiaries in Russia, with total amount of RUB 429 million or approximately Baht 440 million and RUB 60 million or approximately Baht 61 million, respectively. The objectives of capital increase are for the expansion of livestock farming in Russia. CPF also reported its capital increase in Asia Aquaculture (M) Sdn. Bhd., CPF’s subsidiary in Malaysia, with total amount of MYR 25 million or approximately Baht 253 million. The objective of the capital increase is for capital restructuring for business operation as CPF foresees the high growth potential of shrimp business in Malaysia.
Mr. Adirek Sripratak, President and Chief Executive Officer of CPF, said an investment in Cambodia and capital increase in Malaysia and Russia are in line with CPF’s strategy to expand its operations to overseas. CPF plans to increase its revenue from overseas operations from 27% of total sales to 40% in the next 5 years of which will also help increasing CPF’s net profit. Finally, Mr. Adirek said Cambodia, Malaysia and Russia have high growth potential of agro-industrial business and food business and great opportunity for business expansion for CPF.
http://www.cpfworldwide.com/en/mdcntr/press_release_detail.aspx?id=1963
Thank you
Vikram,
CPF-KRF, Thailand
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Books are my new friends
Hello Dear Friends,
Nothing is special to write today. Because nowadays not getting enough time to post new blog.
Have to learn many more new things, have to read a lot books and literature. Books about business stories, success stories, other informative books are interesting, but reading books about study and work make feeling sleepy. But anyway I must have to read all these books. because I found they are my best friends.
One special and important thing about book as friend is, although you dont ask anything to it, it will give you of its 100%. Finally it depends on you that how much you are serious to get that 100% from it. After using it, even you throw it somewhere, it will not mind. After few days or years again if you want to get help from it, it will never say no. That time also it will try to give of its 100%.
Wherever you go they will follow you. They will make your time useful giving knowledge, idea and entertainment. That depend on what kind of book you are reading.
But believe me, once you get addicted with reading books, you will not think and care about your surroundings, but you will keep reading and reading.
Until now I read 4 books, 3 of them were written by Indian author, Chetan Bhagat. And another one book is about the 25 successful enterpruners graduated from IIMA. For me personally I enjoy reading books written by India author. because they are written in simple English language, which is very easy to understand. Even if you start to read after few breaks. But on the other hand books by foreign authors. Simply everything goes one foot above from head. Nothing goes through the head.
Well thats it nowadays happening with me, apart from daily routine. But will take seriously now onwards to read books related to my work.
Thank you
Vikram,
CPF-KRF, Thailand
Nothing is special to write today. Because nowadays not getting enough time to post new blog.
Have to learn many more new things, have to read a lot books and literature. Books about business stories, success stories, other informative books are interesting, but reading books about study and work make feeling sleepy. But anyway I must have to read all these books. because I found they are my best friends.
One special and important thing about book as friend is, although you dont ask anything to it, it will give you of its 100%. Finally it depends on you that how much you are serious to get that 100% from it. After using it, even you throw it somewhere, it will not mind. After few days or years again if you want to get help from it, it will never say no. That time also it will try to give of its 100%.
Wherever you go they will follow you. They will make your time useful giving knowledge, idea and entertainment. That depend on what kind of book you are reading.
But believe me, once you get addicted with reading books, you will not think and care about your surroundings, but you will keep reading and reading.
Until now I read 4 books, 3 of them were written by Indian author, Chetan Bhagat. And another one book is about the 25 successful enterpruners graduated from IIMA. For me personally I enjoy reading books written by India author. because they are written in simple English language, which is very easy to understand. Even if you start to read after few breaks. But on the other hand books by foreign authors. Simply everything goes one foot above from head. Nothing goes through the head.
Well thats it nowadays happening with me, apart from daily routine. But will take seriously now onwards to read books related to my work.
Thank you
Vikram,
CPF-KRF, Thailand
Saturday, February 5, 2011
CPF-CEO Innovation Award 2010
Dear Friends,
I started my first career in CPF (Charoen Pokphand Food), Thailand's most popular multinational company having business in more than 20 countries with a vision to become kitchen of the world, CPF is expanding to more 14 countries.
CPF is a subsidiary of CP group. Browse www.cpfworldwide.com this website for more details about us.
My major responsibility is to make innovation in the present feed mill through engineering and management point of view. also develop new standards for the purpose of export.
Recently we had CPF-CEO Innovation award 2010. The program was inaugurated by our honorable CEO Mr. Adirek. That was really a innovative program. It forced to think to find the problem in feedmill and find the solution.
Thats all about this post. can write more about it, but I am in office. same like others dont want to say that I am busy, but I have lot of responsibilities that I must complete on time.
Thank you.
Vikram
CPF-PTF-Thailand
I started my first career in CPF (Charoen Pokphand Food), Thailand's most popular multinational company having business in more than 20 countries with a vision to become kitchen of the world, CPF is expanding to more 14 countries.
CPF is a subsidiary of CP group. Browse www.cpfworldwide.com this website for more details about us.
My major responsibility is to make innovation in the present feed mill through engineering and management point of view. also develop new standards for the purpose of export.
Recently we had CPF-CEO Innovation award 2010. The program was inaugurated by our honorable CEO Mr. Adirek. That was really a innovative program. It forced to think to find the problem in feedmill and find the solution.
Thats all about this post. can write more about it, but I am in office. same like others dont want to say that I am busy, but I have lot of responsibilities that I must complete on time.
Thank you.
Vikram
CPF-PTF-Thailand
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Good news to me
Nothing special happened within these days.
Madhav sir came on Thursday, 8th July in the morning. Actually Piyush sir told me one day earlier in the evening, that Madhav is coming on tomorrow in the morning.
That time my BMW's brake were broken. Still it doesn't have break. Feeling bad :( I am riding my BMW like that only. hahahahahahahahaha
I went for an interview for the position of "engineering officer" in CPF on Friday, 9th July. Interview was scheduled at 3.30pm, but it was finished at 3.25pm. Interview was good, I explained myself, my technical skills, academic achievements, extraordinary and co-curricular abilities. Interview was impressive. And I got good news (email) about my recruitment in CPF on 13 July in the afternoon. When I got this mail, immediately I forward this mail to Piyush sir. He was happy and congratulate me.
Bharat also got an email about the positive reply about his recruitment in the CPF for same position. Congratulations Bharat!!!
For this good news, Pallavi bhabhi invited me and Bharat for dinned. She prepared Puri, 2 spicy and tasty vegetables, Khir and rasamalai (I had picture in the camera, right now it is not with me). The food was very tasty, I ate until stomach fool.
After dinned I came to department for work and still I am doing work. Not really feeling sleepy. So will work until I get sleep.
Vikram
13 July 2010
AIT, Thailand
Madhav sir came on Thursday, 8th July in the morning. Actually Piyush sir told me one day earlier in the evening, that Madhav is coming on tomorrow in the morning.
That time my BMW's brake were broken. Still it doesn't have break. Feeling bad :( I am riding my BMW like that only. hahahahahahahahaha
I went for an interview for the position of "engineering officer" in CPF on Friday, 9th July. Interview was scheduled at 3.30pm, but it was finished at 3.25pm. Interview was good, I explained myself, my technical skills, academic achievements, extraordinary and co-curricular abilities. Interview was impressive. And I got good news (email) about my recruitment in CPF on 13 July in the afternoon. When I got this mail, immediately I forward this mail to Piyush sir. He was happy and congratulate me.
Bharat also got an email about the positive reply about his recruitment in the CPF for same position. Congratulations Bharat!!!
For this good news, Pallavi bhabhi invited me and Bharat for dinned. She prepared Puri, 2 spicy and tasty vegetables, Khir and rasamalai (I had picture in the camera, right now it is not with me). The food was very tasty, I ate until stomach fool.
After dinned I came to department for work and still I am doing work. Not really feeling sleepy. So will work until I get sleep.
Vikram
13 July 2010
AIT, Thailand
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Shankar and Vrushali b'day celebration
As usual I woke up late, but as compared to other days I woke little bit early. Got ready, had lunch and started to watch 'Karthik calling karthik' movie. For first half of movie I was interested to watch, but then immediately remembered that I had to finish one important work. so I went to department and sat there until evening.
I, Justin, Aman and Shankar had coffee at UFM around 4.30 pm. After that I went to meet Jothi and together we went to Navanakhorn Tesco Lotus to but cake and gift for Shankar. But unfortunately we forgot to buy a gift for Vrushali.
Anyways we celebrated their birthday, with full enjoyment and by following the tradition of putting cake on face and on head.
After that I watched remaining half movie. And again got back to work and finished work at morning 6 O'clock. feeling relax. I think now better dont sleep otherwise I am self confident that I will not wake up until lunch time. So better avoid sleep for today.
Today Bharat have interview in CP company. Wish you all the best Bharat. Give some good news.
Nothing special other than this. Daily routine.
Vikram
AIT, Thailand
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
My 24th B'day Celebration...
Today, in the night or you can say at the beginning of the day at 12 O'clock, Khagendra (My Junior 1 year) called me and asked me to come at ST (where I am living now). That time I was in 108 shop ( the shop which keep open for 24 hours). I went to 108 shop to buy something to eat. Then I bought one chocolate and went to ST. on the downstairs I met to Jothi, Ancy and Parish sir. It was 11.45 pm and I entered into ST, I was surprised to see a chocolate cake kept on the stool. Meanwhile Ancy and Bharat prepared a very tasty tea, which we drunk in between those 15 minutes to 12 O'clock.
It was exactly 12 O'clock, lights were switched off and only two candles kept on the cake were burning. And suddenly happy b'day song started to play and I cut the cake. Everyone were singing Happy b'day to you, happy b'day to you, happy b'day to dear VIKAM (by mistakenly the lady who wrote happy b'day on the cake forgot to write my correct name. Instead of VIKAM...it should be VIKRAM.
After that everyone fed me cake and paste that cake on my face as well. But thank god that this time Karthik, Girish, Shankar, Madhav were not there , otherwise they would have paste cake and some more things with cake like jam, ketchup, eggs etc etc. But 200 gram cake was still there on my face.
Bharat my best friend cum elder brother gave my 2 dresses as b'day gift. I liked both dresses. I have uploaded that picture herewith this description.
After all it was a very enjoyable celebration. Cake was also tasty. Honestly telling we were missing Girish, Karthik, Shankar and Madhav.
Today its very good weather in AIT. Its raining out with cool wind. Just need a cup of hot tea with some snacks.
Vikram
22 June
AIT, Thailand
Monday, June 21, 2010
"21 June"................year's longest day!!!
Today 21 June, 2010...every year comes with the importance of drawing attention of many geologists.........if someone knows the history of this longest day....I mean who has discovered this particular day among 365 days having longest day duration...
Vikram
21 June
AIT, Thailand
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