Sardar Jokes :)

1. Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.
 

2. Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

3. One Sardar looking at a ice cube in sunlight from 1hr,
Someone asked him what r u looking....?
Sardar replied: I’m checking from where water is leaking in the ice...

4. Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror.
Banta shouted: U r trying to see my wife, sit back, I'll drive!

5. In interview, one officer asked Sardar: Which is your birth place?
Sardar: Punjab
Officer: Which part in Punjab.
Sardar: No part -part, my whole body in Punjab only.
 

6. santa- I tried ur number many times it said Switched Off.
banta - It's my hello tune yar

7. Hindi teacher asks a sardar : Kaal k kitne prakar hote hi?
Sardar : 7 prakar k
Local kaal,STD kaal,ISD kaal,Missed Kaal,Recieved kaal,Dialed kaal & Sasriya kaal

8. Sardar apne dosto mein raat ko free time mein baithe the ki achanak woh khade hue aur jaane lage. Doston ne poocha kyo bhai, abhi to sirf 10 baje hai, itni jaldi neend a gayi kya? Sardaji: are nahi yaar mujhe abhi yaad aya kal mera blood TEST hai, teyyari karni hai.

9. ek baar teen sardar ek double bed pe soo rahe the..ek hi bed pe teeno ko sone me badi problem ho rahi thi. jagah kam pad rahi thi to aise me ek sardar uth gaya or neeche jameen pe soo gaya. isse bed pe kaafi jagah ho gayi to sardar ne neeche soo rahe sardar se kaha ki ab upar jagah ho gayi hai aa ja.....

10. Man: Sir, my wife is kidnapped !!
Postmaster: Bhai ye post office hai, police station mein complain di jiye.
Man: Kya karoon khushi mien kuch samajh nahee aa raha Hai...!!!

11. 1 aadmi train se utar kar sardaar se puchta hai :-
yeh kon sa station hai ?
Sardaar ne socha__________
socha_________
socha__________
aur socha__________
phir bola...........
Railway Station......

12.Boss- I am giving u job as a Driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, Is it OK Sardar, U R GREAT Sir: Starting salary is OK. But , How much is DRIVING salary:

13. 1 Day Sardar Had a dream that some 1 killed him Next Day He closed His ICICI Bank Account Dou U Know Y
Because ICICI slogan is WE Make UR Dreams True

14. Friend 1 : Are yaar ye Mobile to mughje kangaal kardega
Friend 2 : Kyu ?
Friend 1 : Baar baar dikhaata hai Battery low ab , ab tak 50 battery badal chuka hoon!
Friend 2 : ???????!

15. santa: yaar main apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai.......ki devan?
banta: gold ring de de.
santa: nai yaar, koi badi cheez das.
banta: MRF da tyre de de.

Thank you

Vikram

KRF-CPF, Thailand